When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

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perfectxmystery:

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

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blastortoise:

it’s so weird that people are shaming Beyonce for being sexual during her performance when literally in the speech in flawless says “We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are." Like how do you miss the point that bad

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surprisebitch:

this is why you cant say that nicki is not a feminist

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goddamnitobama:

So last night my mum wouldn’t let me have any sweets because she said they were all for the trick or treaters so i put this mask on and went out the back door and went around to the front and said trick or treat and she didn’t recognize me and she said “since i don’t think we’ll be getting any more tonight you can have the rest of this bag my daughter will have them otherwise” and then i went back in

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i love myself

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assiest:

you can’t spell thug without hug

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wheelcher:

yes i do graffiti 

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sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

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emilyisobsessed:

Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents

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insanity-and-vanity:

Kourtney Kardashian is my spirit animal

insanity-and-vanity:

Kourtney Kardashian is my spirit animal

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theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

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animal40:

contemporary art 

animal40:

contemporary art 

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icouldcrushyouwithmyvoice:

The accuracy…. it hurts

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